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Oh, geeeeeeeeez... [15 Jun 2008|12:04am]
All right. So I've done something really bad. With the help of Literique, I've started my own blog despite the fact that I have no time in my life. Check it out and spread the word if you like.


Have you ever wondered how anyone could mistake your flamboyant friend for a female-loving breeder? Have you ever seen celebs parading around, touching and kissing members of the same sex, and questioned why Hollywood hadn't yet caught on? If so, the Outing Club is the place for you. Unlike most Outing Clubs that are only interested in rock climbing, canoing and other such fitness activities while including canoodling same-sex partners on the side, our club is here to guide others on their way into the light and out of the closet. You know our motto: "Get inspired. Get active. Get OUT!"
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Seeking an editor/beta/what-ever-you-want-to-call-it [13 Jun 2008|02:29pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Hey guys,

I know a lot of you aren't reading this anymore, but I'm looking for an editor to do some work with me on "Bless Me Father." We have the last three chapters written/being edited, but we need some help. We're planning on rewriting a lot of the beginning of the story in order to make it suitable for actual, legit real world publishing. If anyone is interested, drop me a reply with your e-mail address. We're looking for someone that has at least a year of college education, but we'll take what we get. If you decide to edit, you'll get access to the final three chapters of "Bless Me Father"- we're not sure if or when these will be posted on Fiction Press.


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Oh dear Jesus!!! [05 Jun 2008|03:25pm]
[ mood | busy ]

All right guys. Sorry for no updates or responses or anything in like.... years. Both myself and my co-author are very busy college students. I promise to start checking this more often.

In Bless Me Father news- the no update in forever has been due to our decision to try and get Bless Me Father published. Unfortunately, we've been busy and haven't really been able to work on getting a proposal written yet, so things have just sort of sat around for a while. Hopefully with summer here we'll finally be able to finish what we started. If anyone has any advice or information, I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks guys!

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again... [26 May 2007|11:46pm]
Ok. So it really is happening this time. I'm going to do it myself. BMF is getting updated. I have finally been released from the confines of college life. And... that is all. But for real this time. Seriously.

~Evil Elf
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Ah, REAL MONSTERS!!!!! [11 Dec 2006|10:42pm]
OMG! We are such bad people. I promise an update sometime in the next month. Well, I can't really promise because it's not my chapter to write, but it will be updated somehow. I'll see to it.

~Evil ELf
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A long time ago... [26 May 2006|07:14pm]
[ mood | rejected ]

Because literique keeps telling me to update....

Here's something I think you might fully enjoy. If you don't, well, then there must be something wrong with you.

Our very own:


and Drake.

They're hard at work doing what they do best.

Update in... dear lord, years.

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Because I had to... [15 Mar 2006|06:02pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Broke Dinosaur Mountain: A Master-T & Martin Production

Click on the banner to view the show!

And Bless Me Father in... umm... Five years? Yeah, that sounds about right. IDK- Talk to Sam's Girl. ; )
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Too Much Fun [12 Mar 2006|10:06am]
[ mood | crazy ]

While I should be doing homework or something...

The Battle For The Spoon

In the dark, David licked his spoon. He had been busy with the spoon for hours and now wanted nothing more than a soft cuddle or a sticky massage from his lover Mike.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his old Mike appeared at the door, grinning quickly.

"Put down the spoon," Mike said quietly. "Unless you want me to lick that spoon on your shoulder."

David put down the spoon. He was broken. He had never seen Mike so hard before and it made him hot.

Mike picked up the spoon, then withdrew a brother from his hip. "Don't be so broken," Mike said with a hard grimace. "An ant bit my ear this morning, and everything became wet. Now with this spoon and this brother I can quietly rule the world!"

David clutched his young ear timidly. This was his lover, his old Mike, now staring at him with a hard hip.

"Fight it!" David shouted. "The ant just wants the spoon for his own old devices! He doesn't love you, not the soft way I do!"

David could see Mike trembling timidly. David reached out his shoulder and touched Mike's hip quietly. He was old, so old, but he knew only his young love for Mike would break the ant's spell.

Sure enough, Mike dropped the spoon with a thunk. "Oh, David," he squealed. "I'm so soft, can you ever forgive me?"

But David had already moved in the dark. Like a child, innocent and pure, he pressed his shoulder into Mike's hip. And as they fell together in a wet fit of love, the spoon lay on the floor, hot and forgotten.

David and Mike
by William Shakespeare

Enter David

Mike appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the spoon, and Mike is the ant.
Arise, soft ant, and lick the broken counter top.
See, how he leans his ear upon his shoulder!
O, that I were a glove upon that shoulder,
That I might touch that ear!

O David, David! wherefore art thou David?
What's in a name? That which we call a hip
By any other name would smell as old
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a child, innocent and pure"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove silent.

Swain, by yonder broken counter top I swear
That tips in the dark the sticky brother--

O, swear not by the counter top, the hot counter top,
That steadily changes in its hard orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise hard.
Sweet, wet night! A thousand times wet night!
Parting is such young sorrow,
That I shall say wet night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sleep dwell upon thine ear, peace in thy shoulder!
Would I were sleep and peace, so timidly to rest!
quickly will I to my soft hip's cell,
Its help to lick, and my old hip to tell.

Timidly Tripping

David tripped along quietly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mike, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see an ant hopping along, carrying a counter top in its mouth.

David was almost in the dark when he came across a young cake, lying alone on a hot plate. "That must be a treat from my silent bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked soft, so he ate it.

It gave him the most sticky tingling sensation in his ear. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Mike.

When Mike came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" David cried quickly.

"Your hip! And your shoulder!" Mike said. "They're wet! Can't you feel it?"

David felt his hip and his shoulder. They were indeed quite wet. "Oh, no!" David said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that young cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Mike said. "I got you a spoon. It must have been that broken man who lives nearby. He acts a little gently, ever since he licked a brother."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" David sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Mike said steadily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your hip is really hard like that."

"Really?" David dried her tears. David kissed Mike and it was an entirely old sensation, like a child, innocent and pure.

They spent the night having entirely old sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

In other news, life in the Balkins sort of sucks sometime, but that's what you get when you cross an Austrian with a Slav. You go Slav!

Oh and Broke Dinosaur Mountain. It should be an official movie or something. ; )

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Because I finally updated... [10 Dec 2005|02:45pm]
[ mood | creative ]

So, in celebration of not actually getting to see Brokeback Mountain this Thursday (sorry, I know, my fault) I bring you the 17th Chapter of Bless Me Father.


It took a lot of grit, stamina, and... time? But, hey. Seventeen pages. Just a few comments...

1. If someone appears to be a whining asshole he probably is.
2. If someone keeps persisting it might be because everything is not always what it seems.
3. If someone gets their virginity taken... Well, it's probably because I took it.

Other than that, Brokeback on December 16th. The question is: Will you be there?

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Angels, dying, and all that stuff... [03 Dec 2005|06:20pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Ok. So this is just a quick post because I am procratinating. Bless Me Father is coming (hopefully be the end of this weekend). I know I keep saying that, but I really am working on it. It's just the editing and finding time to post it and all of the wonderful stuff. I can only really work on it on the weekends.

Brokeback Mountain is (depending on where you live) coming out this Friday! I hope everyone goes to see it. We may be seeing it Thursday. If everything works out all right. Hmm... I think I shall squee and pee my pants either way.

Sam's Girl, you need to come home. We have to talk. I'm a overly nice person, right?

P.S. I'm still in love with that one boy. You know the one.

Oh, and temp change to the LJ in honor of Brokeback. Now back to your life and all of that.

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Oh, dear. Harry, you queer... [23 Nov 2005|07:50pm]
[ mood | creative ]

OMG! Go check out the new Pirates of the Carribean trailer now. You can find it here:

Sam's Girl and I finally saw Goblet of Fire together today. Let me just say that the pairings that are evident in the film are just... Well, as said, they're evident. We'll be making a listing of them maybe. Yeah, that would be good.

Also. Bless Me Father is so getting a soundtrack. Laur-i-li on the piano and I on her guitar are doing amazing things.

Por ejemplo:

Drake knew he was gay
He wanted Caleb every day
But the fact of it all
He was having a ball
With Christian, that whore
He always wanted more....

Oh my. Update in like, days. Seriously.

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There are no words... [21 Nov 2005|01:24pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]


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Of molesters and Harry Potter premieres [13 Nov 2005|10:12am]
[ mood | blank ]

So Evil Elf and I went to the premiere of Goblet of Fire in NYC yesterday. I'm still not quite sure what to say about it. It was fun, I suppose, minus all of the too-close-for-comfort touching. Once the stars started coming it got really hot, sweaty, and hard to breath out there, and it was a cold day.

We were in the second row, and WE had trouble seeing, so I don't know why the people behind us kept trying to push us forward to get a better look; they didn't have a shot at seeing anything anyway. All they achieved was getting Jamie Weylett (Crabbe, not Goyle despite popular belief) sent away from our area because there was too much pushing and security was afraid we would break the barrier down and attack him. Come on, like any of us cared about him enough.

Other people we saw included Katie Leung (Cho Chang), James and Oliver Phelps (Fred and George) who i got a pretty nice distant picture of, Ralph Fiennes (Voldemort) who Evil Elf mistook for someone unimportant, like the director, and Rupert Grint (Ron!) who we got really super duper close to (he hugged the girl directly in front of me!) but unfortunately, my arm was just not long enough to get an autograph and who I would have gotten a really good picture of had the girl in front of me not held her autographed paper in front of my camera, blocking his face. I do have about four pictures of his hair, though. Oh, and Literique, he definately doesn't look anything like anyone we know named Shaun, Evil Elf is crazy.

Things I learned from the premiere:

People are scary, Rupert Grint looks WAY better (and shorter) in person, People are scary, Crabbe is super ugly, and surprisingly cocky (even though I was the only one there who knew he wasn't Goyle and Evil Elf was the only one that knew his real name), People are really scary, Rupert Grint either signs his autograph's "Ron", "Poo", or my personal favorite "Easy" (you'll have to judge for yourself when you see the picture),It's weird that we idolize people, because they simply look freaked out by it, and people are REALLY SCARY.

I'll post my pictures later if i can ever figure out how. Most of them are quite bad, but my sister got a really awesome one of Crabbe, it's a shame he's so ugly.

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Who loves... [03 Nov 2005|08:47pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Who loves Michael?

T-Bag loves Michael!

Who loves T-Bag?

Michael loves T-Bag!

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Peanut Butter and Bread [02 Nov 2005|05:11pm]
[ mood | enthralled ]

So, I'm sitting here listening to the Harry Potter soundtrack that I illegally downloading.

And I'm thinking, why all the hate?

Why all the drama and the confusion?



It works.


BTW- XC Pictures and the awesome XC video. You know you want to see them.

Love Cross Country!Collapse )

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So, yeah... [26 Oct 2005|09:42pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

So, um, aside from some complications in my life at the current moment, Bless Me Father should be done by... the end of November?

::hides behind Christian::

I mean it this time.

I must not panic. I must not panic.

~Evil Elf

BTW- Sam's Girl and I are going to the Harry Potter Premiere. Take that, bitches.

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What's REALLY going on... [07 Oct 2005|03:16pm]
[ mood | philosophical ]

So i just figured out what's going on with Bless Me Father. It's not that Evil Elf is too busy to write. Oh no, that would be far too simple. It seems our beloved characters have escaped from her grasp. They learned about philosophy, realized they were being controlled by Evil Elf and myself, and decided to leave BMF reality for the real world. So, if anyone happens to see Drake, Christian, or Caleb running around (which you shoudn't, because they're most probably invisible) let us know. My guess is they're in Aruba.

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Let the rain fall down... [27 Sep 2005|10:04pm]
[ mood | crushed ]


So, no one is dead.

No one is sick.

No one is ever close to much of anything.

Mostly we are just very busy right now.

That is, busy with a v.

Bless Me Father is just... Don't go there right now. College essays come first and I am SO VERY sorry.

The difference between myself and Sam's Girl is that I actually mean it.


I never take this long.

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I freaking love Ebay... [09 Sep 2005|06:50pm]
[ mood | high ]

Ok, so let me start off by saying, no, there is no Bless Me Father news. Except, of course, that it's still not done. My darling elf is still working on it. Or, not working on it as the case may be. There are more important things at the moment, such as ruining small boy's lives. What i DO have to say, however, is that i had my first ebay experience this afternoon and i am like, uber happy with my purchase of... drum roll please... queer as folk pins! omg, there are like 20 of them and they're totally amazing. I can't wait until i can wear them to school and force everyone to see the boy love. Next on my list, a Brian Kinney bracelet. And now i'm off to hit the town with my FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. Well, most of them, anyway. Party on, i know i am.

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All the crisises.... [30 Aug 2005|05:38pm]
[ mood | restless ]

All I can say is that everything is a crisis and then it isn't. I'm am turning fucking crazy. Sam's Girl is trying to steal my man (on Prison Break) and we have no classes together.


Sorry. I hate using this as a way to communicate with my Sam but, hey, it works.

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